Heh I swear ive posted here before, but I can't find it so here's my story.
Back 10 Years ago, a guy came up to me and said "Boy, see this timtam, im gonna stab it into you". So he sharpened it for a month until it was as sharp as any knife. Then he came up to me and stabbed me with it, exactly 63 times. It was the most painful thing I remember.
Ever since then, I have been know as timtamboy63.
Now when I bleed, it's half chocolate.
jks, I dunno, I just made it up on the spot after I couldn't remember my usernames on anything