Wake up in tha mornin, bustin a nut
Hopin that the nut didn't go straight to tha gut
After I Shit, shower n shave, I dress the way I behave
turn the key, pop door, and head outta my cave.
Walk into work, these bitches lookin at me with lust
Then I remember my zipper, showin half of my nuts
I walk back to the computer and click on "home"
Only to quickly hear sounds of somebody moan
It aint safe for work, so I click dubJunction
Only to find out, onO! My computer wont function
So I'm sittin there sweatin, eyes like a dopefiend
cuz I ain't tryin to get fired for what I got on tha screen
Boss comes around, "what the fuck are you doin?!",
But if I get fired, "Man, best believe that I'm suin"
Cuz 12 hours a day, and no lunch break
will have a motha fucka talkin like, kunta-kinte
TO BEE CONTINUED.