lol? xD - i was bored

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^Speaks for itself.
 
OK, here's my try:

Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Matt Br..
Matt Br.: Hi Khani! How may I help you?
Khani: Like you wish lol
Khani: Kidding
Khani: I wanna buy a dedi
Matt Br.: Great
Matt Br.: I think I can help!
Matt Br.: Have you looked at our dedicated server offering
Khani: And I wanna know how can I hack the internet?
Matt Br.: Ha
Matt Br.: we all want to know that
Matt Br.: I would google it
Khani: Can I buy a dedi for 0$ lifetime? You know discount ;)
Matt Br.: Well not with us but I am sure there is someone out there that can help you out
Khani: Glad to know I can have a expensive dedi for 0$ :)
Khani: So give my new details please
Matt Br.: Thanks for dropping buy and good luck on your endever!
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lmao, you guys should'nt have told him abt wjuncton, ya he must have sen this thread and got to know we r messin with. lol but thats some cool shit
 
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Please wait while we find an agent to assist you...
You have been connected to Paulett H..
Paulett H.: Hello Blake how may I help you
blake: I would like to buy a website
Paulett H.: Great be happy to help you with that
Paulett H.: may I ask will you be selling your site
Paulett H.: I am sorry selling anything
Paulett H.: or is it more information
blake: no
blake: its porno site with pussy and boobs
Paulett H.: I am sorry we can not do a site like that
Paulett H.: you may by something where you can build your own site
blake: then how am i supposed to have a pussy and boobs website?
Paulett H.: I can bring someone into this chat that can help you with that
blake: i <3 my pussy
blake: i need a site for posting pictures of it
Matt Br. has entered the session.
Paulett H. has left the session.
blake: hello
Matt Br.: hello Blake
Matt Br.: Wow you have a potty mouth
blake: i would like to make a porno website?
Matt Br.: How old are you 10 or 11?
blake: 27
Matt Br.: I bet you would!
blake: -_-
Matt Br.: We all need dreams! Good luck with yours
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Rich Blackburn: Hello, how may I help you?
you: hi im michael dickpussy
you: well
you: i want a plan from you
you: but i cant pay you, instead i can give you free porn passes
you: or torrenttracker logins
Rich Blackburn: Hmmm, tempting...but we'll have to pass. Thank you for your interest
you: ok
you: fine, instead i can come on msn
you: and show you pictures of my willy
you: would you be interested?
Rich Blackburn: No
Rich Blackburn: Have a good day, Mr. Dickpussy
you: Thanks
you: lol
you: regards, the nigga from the scene ;)
 
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^Speaks for itself.

ya that should be the hottest thread in wjuntion Hyperz, lol
 
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Support - Kevin:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] Yes, after making the web pages you can order our services here... http://www.ultrawebsitehosting.com/hosting-plans.php You can save the bj for a special occassion and use coupon code "JUNE995"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Nick Leet:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] oh ok[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Nick Leet:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] does that coupon entitle me to a free blowjob from you?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Support - Kevin:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] Those coupons are not valid.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Nick Leet:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] ok enough of this shit im out, regards: the nigga from the scene ;)[/FONT]
i lold this one was hilarious
 
SwissVPN? :P

Stop going on the same sites

look:

Micheal Vaginason: I want to buy a website

You are now speaking with Jeremiah of Sales.
Jeremiah: No, really. $ ALL

Micheal Vaginason: High

Micheal Vaginason: Hi*

Micheal Vaginason: i want to buy a website

Micheal Vaginason: on it i want pictures

Micheal Vaginason: of pussy's and tities

Jeremiah: Same thing I told your friend in the other window:

Jeremiah: *block*
 
At the end of the day they still get paid.

And Ak I was crying with laughter on that second one.

They get paid for productive work. Answering to queries such as the ones pointed in this thread, do not count as pay. They're putting up with them in the hopes of getting a customer (since most of these goofs are 'appearing' to be legit during the start)... Else they have instructions to quit immediately on any sign of goof.
 
They get paid for productive work. Answering to queries such as the ones pointed in this thread, do not count as pay. They're putting up with them in the hopes of getting a customer (since most of these goofs are 'appearing' to be legit during the start)... Else they have instructions to quit immediately on any sign of goof.

doesnt matter mate, are you a chat guy from one of these hosting sites? is it affecting you personally? no. its all in good fun mate, i assure you.

:)
 
They might come on and make a thread regarding about this. Than the admins will be pissed, and wJunction will be known as a bad place. wJunction is already losing reputation because of this silly things. They know you come from wJunction from meta tags and referral.
 
doesnt matter mate, are you a chat guy from one of these hosting sites? is it affecting you personally? no. its all in good fun mate, i assure you.

:)

Nevermind... Like I mentioned the first time I made a post in this thread

"I don't expect you to (understand)"... and I was right :)

Cheers and Peace though...
Let the others have fun

I am not one of the sales reps in these companies. BUT... I've been OUTSIDE of the warez scene, unlike most.. and I've been through a lot more.. so experience counts too :)
 
Use google, dont go from here you nubs. enjoy while you can, im sure all of us replying here will get banned when st0ne gets on 8-).
 
They might come on and make a thread regarding about this. Than the admins will be pissed, and wJunction will be known as a bad place. wJunction is already losing reputation because of this silly things. They know you come from wJunction from meta tags and referral.
NOBODY IS LINKING WJUNCTION!

That one guy knew of it through the referral link (because ak47 clicked the link to the site from the OP).
 
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