1) Google spends money on my credit card whenever it likes.
2) Google teases you with fresh tags to keep you interested but you only get what you want whenever it feels like it.
3) Once a month one question can result in several different answers.
4) Once a month something happens to google that makes us all very nervouse.
5)We are always sick with worry if its 'late'
6)When you try to talk to it, it never listens.
7)We love to complain about it.
8)We look at other search engines.
9) When you have had one too many at the pub you struggle to get its name right.
10)But we love HER to bits and we always come home.
11) Constantly makes all kinds of little tweeks and changes to try to look a little bit better.
12) Screw up once and she'll throw you out!
13) When you go off with a different search engine, it'll cost you half of everything you own.
14) Like a jealous lover, she keeps a 10-yr old cookie on you to track your every move.
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