Caught watching porn !?!

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1.) What you do when your girlfriend is not at home.

2.) The reason why people buy playboys.

3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.

4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.

5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.
 
lol Always open the door when watching porn, doing masterbating or having sex. Let your parents know how smart you are in sex world. So if you will not succeed in your life, you will have an option to become a pornstar. :P
 
If all the Arab terrorists would stop strapping themselves with explosives for just a moment and go check out some porn, they'd find a new lease on life and we could all get along!
 
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