hahahahah...it's not easy to learn.. first u need to learn Pascal..then u can start with C and c# ..and then with HTML,java,php.... and u canot be good ..u need almost 4-5 years to learn this..and after that u can be good programer..trust me!
if u never did, first learn QBASIC, I still miss it.
It's from elementary school but it will teach you what is programming and how to sum two numbers.