PHP Coding Game

mathewbuer · Jul 28, 2010

PHP:

<?php  
function wjunction ($game, $litewarez)  
{   
    define('DISABLE_GAME', true);   
    if ($litewarez > 1)  
    {  
        die();  
    }  
    else  
    {  
        echo "Mr. Happy and DeLeTeD random coding game since no one else has entered";  
        
        $game = preg_match_all('#[\w+]#i', $game, $match);  
        if ($game[0] != $litewarez)  
        {  
            echo "Anyone wanna hire professional graphic designer? PM ME. :D";   
            if (Nitish == $spam) // Salman fixes a parse error :))  
            {  
                give_him_some_hard_cash();  
                $noob = userban($nitish);  
            }  
        }  
        echo "barcodenation does not know what he's doing right now?";    
        $secondlife = unban($nitish);  //dare anyone ban this kid now :(  
    }  
    
    while (true)  
    {  
        $wJ->poke($elj, $pointed_stick); // http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w 
        for (;;) { 
            echo "This game is never ending , so is this <br />"; 
        } 
        if (($member == "Registered Member") || ($member == "WJ Staff")){ 
            echo "This game is really extraordinary <3"; 
        }   
        elseif ($member == "Free Uploader") { 
            echo "Uploaders Needed :P visit: http://tachoz.net/forums"; 
        } 
        elseif ($member == "Warez Forum Owners"){ 
            echo "Submit Downloads to: http://the-ddl.org "; 
        } 
        if (($spam == "Nitish") || ($spam == "deAthbLisS")){ 
            echo "I dont code so...:p"; 
        } 
    } 
} 

print "Ended function wjunction, it hasnt been called, so all your code is redundant"; 
dbconnect(); 
mysql_query("drop Database wJunction"); 
dbclose(); 
//add more shit here :) 
$connect = mysql_connect("google.com:3307","Larry_Page","iAm1337"); 
if (!$connect) { 
    die('Could not connect: ' . mysql_error()); 
} 

try{ 
    $ch = curl_init(); 
}catch(Exception $e){ 
    print "Shits gone boom"; 
} 
// I don't know php , but I want to say unique game is really nice game.  
print "Learn PHP, its awesome :D"; 

$troll = "Mr Happy"; //you forgot the "'s, fixed :P
if ( $troll == "Mr Happy" ) { 
    echo ":D"; 
} else { 
    echo ":("; 
} 
if ( ($game && $bump) == "Dead" ) { 
    $adds = file_get_contents("http://streamscene.me/external/3vbanners.php");
    echo ($adds);
}
if(!defined(DISABLE_GAME))  //we are not in the game
{
    wjunction ($game,$bump);
}
print(base64_decode("QW55b25lIHdobyByZWFkcyB0aGlzIGlzIHN0dXBpZCA9KSBoZWhl"));

define('IN_PHPBB', true);
print "This Game Has Gone On To Long! TSBAY RULES lol...; 

?>

timtamboy63 · Jul 28, 2010

PHP:

 <?php  
ob_start();
function wjunction ($game, $litewarez)  
{   
    define('DISABLE_GAME', true);   
    if ($litewarez > 1)  
    {  
        die();  
    }  
    else  
    {  
        echo "Mr. Happy and DeLeTeD random coding game since no one else has entered";  
        
        $game = preg_match_all('#[\w+]#i', $game, $match);  
        if ($game[0] != $litewarez)  
        {  
            echo "Anyone wanna hire professional graphic designer? PM ME. :D";   
            if (Nitish == $spam) // Salman fixes a parse error :))  
            {  
                give_him_some_hard_cash();  
                $noob = userban($nitish);  
            }  
        }  
        echo "barcodenation does not know what he's doing right now?";    
        $secondlife = unban($nitish);  //dare anyone ban this kid now :(  
    }  
    
    while (true)  
    {  
        $wJ->poke($elj, $pointed_stick); // http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w 
        for (;;) { 
            echo "This game is never ending , so is this <br />"; 
        } 
        if (($member == "Registered Member") || ($member == "WJ Staff")){ 
            echo "This game is really extraordinary <3"; 
        }   
        elseif ($member == "Free Uploader") { 
            echo "Uploaders Needed :P visit: http://tachoz.net/forums"; 
        } 
        elseif ($member == "Warez Forum Owners"){ 
            echo "Submit Downloads to: http://the-ddl.org "; 
        } 
        if (($spam == "Nitish") || ($spam == "deAthbLisS")){ 
            echo "I dont code so...:p"; 
        } 
    } 
} 

print "Ended function wjunction, it hasnt been called, so all your code is redundant"; 
dbconnect(); 
mysql_query("drop Database wJunction"); 
dbclose(); 
//add more shit here :) 
$connect = mysql_connect("google.com:3307","Larry_Page","iAm1337"); 
if (!$connect) { 
    die('Could not connect: ' . mysql_error()); 
} 

try{ 
    $ch = curl_init(); 
}catch(Exception $e){ 
    print "Shits gone boom"; 
} 
// I don't know php , but I want to say unique game is really nice game.  
print "Learn PHP, its awesome :D"; 

$troll = "Mr Happy"; //you forgot the "'s, fixed :P
if ( $troll == "Mr Happy" ) { 
    echo ":D"; 
} else { 
    echo ":("; 
} 
if ( ($game && $bump) == "Dead" ) { 
    $adds = file_get_contents("http://streamscene.me/external/3vbanners.php");
    echo ($adds);
}
if(!defined(DISABLE_GAME))  //we are not in the game
{
    wjunction ($game,$bump);
}
print(base64_decode("QW55b25lIHdobyByZWFkcyB0aGlzIGlzIHN0dXBpZCA9KSBoZWhl"));

define('IN_PHPBB', true);
print "This Game Has Gone On To Long! TSBAY RULES lol...; 
ob_end_clean();
print 'Oh Snap!';
?>

Lifetalk · Jul 28, 2010

PHP:

<?php  
ob_start();
function wjunction ($game, $litewarez)  
{   
    define('DISABLE_GAME', true);   
    if ($litewarez > 1)  
    {  
        die();  
    }  
    else  
    {  
        echo "Mr. Happy and DeLeTeD random coding game since no one else has entered";  
        
        $game = preg_match_all('#[\w+]#i', $game, $match);  
        if ($game[0] != $litewarez)  
        {  
            echo "Anyone wanna hire professional graphic designer? PM ME. :D";   
            if (Nitish == $spam) // Salman fixes a parse error :))  
            {  
                give_him_some_hard_cash();  
                $noob = userban($nitish);  
            }  
        }  
        echo "barcodenation does not know what he's doing right now?";    
        $secondlife = unban($nitish);  //dare anyone ban this kid now :(  
    }  
    
    while (true)  
    {  
        $wJ->poke($elj, $pointed_stick); // http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w 
        for (;;) { 
            echo "This game is never ending , so is this <br />"; 
        } 
        if (($member == "Registered Member") || ($member == "WJ Staff")){ 
            echo "This game is really extraordinary <3"; 
        }   
        elseif ($member == "Free Uploader") { 
            echo "Uploaders Needed :P visit: http://tachoz.net/forums"; 
        } 
        elseif ($member == "Warez Forum Owners"){ 
            echo "Submit Downloads to: http://the-ddl.org "; 
        } 
        if (($spam == "Nitish") || ($spam == "deAthbLisS")){ 
            echo "I dont code so...:p"; 
        } 
    } 
} 

print "Ended function wjunction, it hasnt been called, so all your code is redundant"; 
dbconnect(); 
mysql_query("drop Database wJunction"); 
dbclose(); 
//add more shit here :) 
$connect = mysql_connect("google.com:3307","Larry_Page","iAm1337"); 
if (!$connect) { 
    die('Could not connect: ' . mysql_error()); 
} 

try{ 
    $ch = curl_init(); 
}catch(Exception $e){ 
    print "Shits gone boom"; 
} 
// I don't know php , but I want to say unique game is really nice game.  
print "Learn PHP, its awesome :D"; 

$troll = "Mr Happy"; //you forgot the "'s, fixed :P
if ( $troll == "Mr Happy" ) { 
    echo ":D"; 
} else { 
    echo ":("; 
} 
if ( ($game && $bump) == "Dead" ) { 
    $adds = file_get_contents("http://streamscene.me/external/3vbanners.php");
    echo ($adds);
}
if(!defined(DISABLE_GAME))  //we are not in the game
{
    wjunction ($game,$bump);
}
print(base64_decode("QW55b25lIHdobyByZWFkcyB0aGlzIGlzIHN0dXBpZCA9KSBoZWhl"));

define('IN_PHPBB', true);
print "This Game Has Gone On To Long! TSBAY RULES lol..."; //fixed this noob code
ob_end_clean();
print 'Oh Snap!';
include("gameheader.php");
require("config.php");
function playagain ($newgame, $wjuction) {

BlaZe · Jul 28, 2010

PHP:

<?php  
ob_start();
function wjunction ($game, $litewarez)  
{   
    define('DISABLE_GAME', true);   
    if ($litewarez > 1)  
    {  
        die();  
    }  
    else  
    {  
        echo "Mr. Happy and DeLeTeD random coding game since no one else has entered";  
        
        $game = preg_match_all('#[\w+]#i', $game, $match);  
        if ($game[0] != $litewarez)  
        {  
            echo "Anyone wanna hire professional graphic designer? PM ME. :D";   
            if (Nitish == $spam) // Salman fixes a parse error :))  
            {  
                give_him_some_hard_cash();  
                $noob = userban($nitish);  
            }  
        }  
        echo "barcodenation does not know what he's doing right now?";    
        $secondlife = unban($nitish);  //dare anyone ban this kid now :(  
    }  
    
    while (true)  
    {  
        $wJ->poke($elj, $pointed_stick); // http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w 
        for (;;) { 
            echo "This game is never ending , so is this <br />"; 
        } 
        if (($member == "Registered Member") || ($member == "WJ Staff")){ 
            echo "This game is really extraordinary <3"; 
        }   
        elseif ($member == "Free Uploader") { 
            echo "Uploaders Needed :P visit: http://tachoz.net/forums"; 
        } 
        elseif ($member == "Warez Forum Owners"){ 
            echo "Submit Downloads to: http://the-ddl.org "; 
        } 
        if (($spam == "Nitish") || ($spam == "deAthbLisS")){ 
            echo "I dont code so...:p"; 
        } 
    } 
} 

print "Ended function wjunction, it hasnt been called, so all your code is redundant"; 
dbconnect(); 
mysql_query("drop Database wJunction"); 
dbclose(); 
//add more shit here :) 
$connect = mysql_connect("google.com:3307","Larry_Page","iAm1337"); 
if (!$connect) { 
    die('Could not connect: ' . mysql_error()); 
} 

try{ 
    $ch = curl_init(); 
}catch(Exception $e){ 
    print "Shits gone boom"; 
} 
// I don't know php , but I want to say unique game is really nice game.  
print "Learn PHP, its awesome :D"; 

$troll = "Mr Happy"; //you forgot the "'s, fixed :P
if ( $troll == "Mr Happy" ) { 
    echo ":D"; 
} else { 
    echo ":("; 
} 
if ( ($game && $bump) == "Dead" ) { 
    $adds = file_get_contents("http://streamscene.me/external/3vbanners.php");
    echo ($adds);
}
if(!defined(DISABLE_GAME))  //we are not in the game
{
    wjunction ($game,$bump);
}
print(base64_decode("QW55b25lIHdobyByZWFkcyB0aGlzIGlzIHN0dXBpZCA9KSBoZWhl"));

define('IN_PHPBB', true);
print "This Game Has Gone On To Long! TSBAY RULES lol..."; //fixed this noob code
ob_end_clean();
print 'Oh Snap!';
include("gameheader.php");
require("config.php");
function playagain ($newgame, $wjuction) { 
echo "I cannot code, I know only GFX :p"; //testing my first line of code xD

Dman · Jul 28, 2010

PHP:

 <?php   
ob_start(); 
function wjunction ($game, $litewarez)   
{    
    define('DISABLE_GAME', true);    
    if ($litewarez > 1)   
    {   
        die();   
    }   
    else   
    {   
        echo "Mr. Happy and DeLeTeD random coding game since no one else has entered";   
         
        $game = preg_match_all('#[\w+]#i', $game, $match);   
        if ($game[0] != $litewarez)   
        {   
            echo "Anyone wanna hire professional graphic designer? PM ME. :D";    
            if (Nitish == $spam) // Salman fixes a parse error :))   
            {   
                give_him_some_hard_cash();   
                $noob = userban($nitish);   
            }   
        }   
        echo "barcodenation does not know what he's doing right now?";     
        $secondlife = unban($nitish);  //dare anyone ban this kid now :(   
    }   
     
    while (true)   
    {   
        $wJ->poke($elj, $pointed_stick); // http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w  
        for (;;) {  
            echo "This game is never ending , so is this <br />";  
        }  
        if (($member == "Registered Member") || ($member == "WJ Staff")){  
            echo "This game is really extraordinary <3";  
        }    
        elseif ($member == "Free Uploader") {  
            echo "Uploaders Needed :P visit: http://tachoz.net/forums";  
        }  
        elseif ($member == "Warez Forum Owners"){  
            echo "Submit Downloads to: http://the-ddl.org ";  
        }  
        if (($spam == "Nitish") || ($spam == "deAthbLisS")){  
            echo "I dont code so...:p";  
        }  
    }  
}  

print "Ended function wjunction, it hasnt been called, so all your code is redundant";  
dbconnect();  
mysql_query("drop Database wJunction");  
dbclose();  
//add more shit here :)  
$connect = mysql_connect("google.com:3307","Larry_Page","iAm1337");  
if (!$connect) {  
    die('Could not connect: ' . mysql_error());  
}  

try{  
    $ch = curl_init();  
}catch(Exception $e){  
    print "Shits gone boom";  
}  
// I don't know php , but I want to say unique game is really nice game.   
print "Learn PHP, its awesome :D";  

$troll = "Mr Happy"; //you forgot the "'s, fixed :P 
if ( $troll == "Mr Happy" ) {  
    echo ":D";  
} else {  
    echo ":(";  
}  
if ( ($game && $bump) == "Dead" ) {  
    $adds = file_get_contents("http://streamscene.me/external/3vbanners.php"); 
    echo ($adds); 
} 
if(!defined(DISABLE_GAME))  //we are not in the game 
{ 
    wjunction ($game,$bump); 
} 
print(base64_decode("QW55b25lIHdobyByZWFkcyB0aGlzIGlzIHN0dXBpZCA9KSBoZWhl")); 

define('IN_PHPBB', true); 
print "This Game Has Gone On To Long! TSBAY RULES lol..."; //fixed this noob code 
ob_end_clean(); 
print 'Oh Snap!'; 
include("gameheader.php"); 
require("config.php"); 
function playagain ($newgame, $wjuction) {  
echo "I cannot code, I know only GFX :p"; //testing my first line of code xD
define('IN_VAGINA', TRUE); //Let's get ready :D

litewarez · Jul 28, 2010

PHP:

 <?php   
ob_start(); 
function wjunction ($game, $litewarez)   
{    
    define('DISABLE_GAME', true);    
    if ($litewarez > 1)   
    {   
        die();   
    }   
    else   
    {   
        echo "Mr. Happy and DeLeTeD random coding game since no one else has entered";   
         
        $game = preg_match_all('#[\w+]#i', $game, $match);   
        if ($game[0] != $litewarez)   
        {   
            echo "Anyone wanna hire professional graphic designer? PM ME. :D";    
            if (Nitish == $spam) // Salman fixes a parse error :))   
            {   
                give_him_some_hard_cash();   
                $noob = userban($nitish);   
            }   
        }   
        echo "barcodenation does not know what he's doing right now?";     
        $secondlife = unban($nitish);  //dare anyone ban this kid now :(   
    }   
     
    while (true)   
    {   
        $wJ->poke($elj, $pointed_stick); // http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w  
        for (;;) {  
            echo "This game is never ending , so is this <br />";  
        }  
        if (($member == "Registered Member") || ($member == "WJ Staff")){  
            echo "This game is really extraordinary <3";  
        }    
        elseif ($member == "Free Uploader") {  
            echo "Uploaders Needed :P visit: http://tachoz.net/forums";  
        }  
        elseif ($member == "Warez Forum Owners"){  
            echo "Submit Downloads to: http://the-ddl.org ";  
        }  
        if (($spam == "Nitish") || ($spam == "deAthbLisS")){  
            echo "I dont code so...:p";  
        }  
    }  
}  

print "Ended function wjunction, it hasnt been called, so all your code is redundant";  
dbconnect();  
mysql_query("drop Database wJunction");  
dbclose();  
//add more shit here :)  
$connect = mysql_connect("google.com:3307","Larry_Page","iAm1337");  
if (!$connect) {  
    die('Could not connect: ' . mysql_error());  
}  

try{  
    $ch = curl_init();  
}catch(Exception $e){  
    print "Shits gone boom";  
}  
// I don't know php , but I want to say unique game is really nice game.   
print "Learn PHP, its awesome :D";  

$troll = "Mr Happy"; //you forgot the "'s, fixed :P 
if ( $troll == "Mr Happy" ) {  
    echo ":D";  
} else {  
    echo ":(";  
}  
if ( ($game && $bump) == "Dead" ) {  
    $adds = file_get_contents("http://streamscene.me/external/3vbanners.php"); 
    echo ($adds); 
} 
if(!defined(DISABLE_GAME))  //we are not in the game 
{ 
    wjunction ($game,$bump); 
} 
print(base64_decode("QW55b25lIHdobyByZWFkcyB0aGlzIGlzIHN0dXBpZCA9KSBoZWhl")); 

define('IN_PHPBB', true); 
print "This Game Has Gone On To Long! TSBAY RULES lol..."; //fixed this noob code 
ob_end_clean(); 
print 'Oh Snap!'; 
include("gameheader.php"); 
require("config.php"); 
function playagain ($newgame, $wjuction) {  
echo "I cannot code, I know only GFX :p"; //testing my first line of code xD
define('IN_VAGINA', TRUE); //Let's get ready :D


die('Litewarez Rulez');

Comkid · Jul 29, 2010

PHP:

 <?php   
ob_start(); 
function wjunction ($game, $litewarez)   
{    
    define('DISABLE_GAME', true);    
    if ($litewarez > 1)   
    {   
        die();   
    }   
    else   
    {   
        echo "Mr. Happy and DeLeTeD random coding game since no one else has entered";   
         
        $game = preg_match_all('#[\w+]#i', $game, $match);   
        if ($game[0] != $litewarez)   
        {   
            echo "Anyone wanna hire professional graphic designer? PM ME. :D";    
            if (Nitish == $spam) // Salman fixes a parse error :))   
            {   
                give_him_some_hard_cash();   
                $noob = userban($nitish);   
            }   
        }   
        echo "barcodenation does not know what he's doing right now?";     
        $secondlife = unban($nitish);  //dare anyone ban this kid now :(   
    }   
     
    while (true)   
    {   
        $wJ->poke($elj, $pointed_stick); // http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w  
        for (;;) {  
            echo "This game is never ending , so is this <br />";  
        }  
        if (($member == "Registered Member") || ($member == "WJ Staff")){  
            echo "This game is really extraordinary <3";  
        }    
        elseif ($member == "Free Uploader") {  
            echo "Uploaders Needed :P visit: http://tachoz.net/forums";  
        }  
        elseif ($member == "Warez Forum Owners"){  
            echo "Submit Downloads to: http://the-ddl.org ";  
        }  
        if (($spam == "Nitish") || ($spam == "deAthbLisS")){  
            echo "I dont code so...:p";  
        }  
    }  
}  

print "Ended function wjunction, it hasnt been called, so all your code is redundant";  
dbconnect();  
mysql_query("drop Database wJunction");  
dbclose();  
//add more shit here :)  
$connect = mysql_connect("google.com:3307","Larry_Page","iAm1337");  
if (!$connect) {  
    die('Could not connect: ' . mysql_error());  
}  

try{  
    $ch = curl_init();  
}catch(Exception $e){  
    print "Shits gone boom";  
}  
// I don't know php , but I want to say unique game is really nice game.   
print "Learn PHP, its awesome :D";  

$troll = "Mr Happy"; //you forgot the "'s, fixed :P 
if ( $troll == "Mr Happy" ) {  
    echo ":D";  
} else {  
    echo ":(";  
}  
if ( ($game && $bump) == "Dead" ) {  
    $adds = file_get_contents("http://streamscene.me/external/3vbanners.php"); 
    echo ($adds); 
} 
if(!defined(DISABLE_GAME))  //we are not in the game 
{ 
    wjunction ($game,$bump); 
} 
print(base64_decode("QW55b25lIHdobyByZWFkcyB0aGlzIGlzIHN0dXBpZCA9KSBoZWhl")); 

define('IN_PHPBB', true); 
print "This Game Has Gone On To Long! TSBAY RULES lol..."; //fixed this noob code 
ob_end_clean(); 
print 'Oh Snap!'; 
include("gameheader.php"); 
require("config.php"); 
function playagain ($newgame, $wjuction) {  
echo "I cannot code, I know only GFX :p"; //testing my first line of code xD
define('IN_VAGINA', TRUE); //Let's get ready :D

if ($litewarez == 'rulez')
{
    die('Litewarez Rulez');
}

ddlshack · Jul 29, 2010

This shit would be dropping out errors all over the place, never mind the fact that it doesn't actually do anything :/

Better game: one person writes some code which actually does something, the next people try to make it more and more concise.

PHP Coding Game

mathewbuer

Banned

timtamboy63

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Lifetalk

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BlaZe

Active Member

Dman

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litewarez

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Comkid

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ddlshack

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