Man sues Axe body spray company

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http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/10/unable-to-attract-even-a-single-girl-frustrated-man-sues-axe/

In what could prove to be a major marketing and legal embarrassment for Hindustan Unilever Limited (HUL), a 26-year-old man has filed a case against the FMCG company, which owns the Axe brand of men grooming products, for ‘cheating’ and causing him ‘mental suffering’. The plaintiff has cited his failure to attract any girl at all even though he’s been using Axe products for over seven years now. Axe advertisements suggest that the products help men in instantly attracting women.

“Where the fuck is the Axe effect? I’ve been waiting for it for over seven years. Right from my college to now in my office, no girl ever agreed to even go out for a tea or coffee with me, even though I’m sure they could smell my perfumes, deodorants and aftershaves. I always applied them in abundance to make sure the girls get turned on as they show in the television. Finally I thought I’d try to impress my lonely bai who had an ugly fight with her husband and was living alone for over a year. Axe effect my foot!â€

lmao you guys gotta read this article seriously!

 

[bmoeller]

yea i read about this a long time ago
The guy is a complete moron just like the idiot lawyer that took the case

 

[iFlames]

LMAO.. xD

 

[gamelord]

Wow what a moron.

 

[ieatlinux]

That is almost as retarded as people suing McDonald's because it made them fat :P

 

[SLiMRiDER]

You guys did see the domain name of the site right?

 

[CJ]

Fuck, ppl like this shit also exists who wants grls to get attracted automatically by spraying Body Spray

 

[Nemesis]

Epic win if he won.

 

[EvilGenius]

wow, what a loser!

 

[Dominator]

Maybe he just wants the money.

 

[Smith]

fakingnews < now that's epic...