best or worst thing happened in 2009?

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Good:
I found a new job, fucked 6 girls in the same week, got a new phone, took a shit on someone that was sleeping for the fun of it (no it wasn't a bum...sadly).

Bad:
Lost my old job, ShareDXS was taken down by teh unspeakable, Sl!M jewed me in $200 (FUCK YOU Sl!M), totaled my old phone, got hit by a snow plow walking as a practical joke which resulted in a sprained wrist (no more beating off), fell off a dump truck..and many, many, many more bad stuff.
 
Good: started wX, got iPhone 3GS fianlly [today]
Bad: my accident --> wrist ligament broke = no beating off.. :(
Bad: CyberHacK and Rapidshare stil alive xD
 
The best: got a truck, got a new monitor, got a pay raise, and no more backstabbers bothering me :D

The Worst: expensive car repairs, got my first speeding ticket, someone spray painted my car (with window spray paint)( they're lucky I didn't beat them with a bat LOL)
 
LOL, Dude that is disgusting, what did he say when he woke up? :P
The dude was pissed haha. We were all fucking playing Halo and shit and the kid fell asleep so my friend was like; "Dude...does anyone need to shit?" And I was like; "OMG YOU READ MY MIND!" And he was like; "Okay. Then do it" So I start going to the restroom and he's like "no you idiot. shit over there". He pointed to the kid sleeping, so i was like "Fuck it. Why not". He woke up because something smelled bad and fucking took the shit and threw it at the TV lol. Then drank some more tequila and went back to sleep.

Best: I got my ex-girlfriend's mother pregnant.

Haha epic. <3 How often does this happen?

The best: got a truck, got a new monitor, got a pay raise, and no more backstabbers bothering me :D

The Worst: expensive car repairs, got my first speeding ticket, someone spray painted my car (with window spray paint)( they're lucky I didn't beat them with a bat LOL)

Car repairs...I wonder why Matt... Spray paint...DUMBASS WE DID THAT TWICE! HAHAHAHAA!!!! Ticket...you drive like a fucking idiot anyway so it serves you right.
 
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