A programmers one night stand lol

[litewarez]

sorry if this is rubbish lol but i got bord and i thought id make this...

if a coder like me hasnt had sexual intercourse with a girl for a few days.... he should start coding lol cuz this is all he thinks of :P

$sex = TRUE; //;)
$female_is_horny = TRUE; //;P
if($sex && $female_is_horny){
    $screem = 'ah..    ';
    $orgasm = 'arggggggg';
    $depth = 12; // inches.
    $climax = 10; //mins
    $insert = 1; // first inche // :P
    while($insert < $depth){
        $screem .= 'ah..\r\n';
        echo $scream;
        $insert++;
        if($insert == $depth){
            echo $scream.$orgasm; //oooooohhh
            sleep(60*60*4);
            $insert = 1;
        }
    }
}

if your a programmer you got some nice thoughts running threw your mind now aint you LMAO

 

[Dman]

Haha, quite amazing. Never ending loop :P

 

[Whoo]

you forgot the

else{
  exit();
}

LOL

 

[M]

lol! it doesnt take a coder to figure out what your coding haha.

 

[Phatal]

LMAO ooo man

 

[JmZ]

lol..

 

[Andey]

not gonna lie thats pretty funnny

 

[litewarez]

yea i was going to add a stamina lol for the exit :P but i did have my gf round so i packed up erly lmao