You HAVE to see this, the most amazing yet retarded thing has happened to me...

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Paul

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Hey guys, I don't usually start off topic threads but this one is worth it.

I've been working at Intel for the past 5 years or so but I quit my job because I saw no chance of promotions and to be honest too much work it wasn't worth it.

I came across this SEO compny that is looking for workers, it's quite big probably the biggest here.

I sent this CV:

I could write a 20 page C.V with a lot of impressive stuff. but nobody really wants that...

I'm a webmaster for +6 years and my websites are ranked page 1 or 2 in their respective niches.

I worked for your neighbour (Intel) for some time then got bored and quit and I'm looking for a job I guess...

I know PHP, JAVASCRIPT, SQL, HTML, XML, Server Management, JAVA, C, C++, C#, PERL and of course.. SEO and Link Building services...

Fluent in Hebrew, Arabic, English, Spanish, German. If I fit somewhere find me smth to do, I'm quite bored to be honest.

I know you want real talent, not retards ;)

Oh and that's SEO in a C.V - short and to the point... isn't it?

And they replied quite enthusiastically asking me to come for an interview on July 18th (It was not an automatic reply as they kind of liked my CV and made comments about it)

I'll keep you updated lol.:)

Link: http://www.easynet.co.il/
 
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Actually I lied I know only half of them but they only require PHP, XML, CSS, SEO and some serve knowledge.

Thanks for the kind replies.
 
All the best mate! :) So you really worked at Intel? Btw do you think it would be safe to boast about something you don't know? What if they find out? :P

Anyways good luck! ;)
 
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