Some funny ass pickup lines!
- Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
- That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
- Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.
- Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
- I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
- Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
- I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
- I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
- If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
- You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
- Was your father a thief? Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- Your daddy must have been a baker, cause you've got a nice set of buns.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
- If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
- Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
- Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
- Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me?
- Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
- Are your pants from outer space? Cause your butt is out of this world.
- Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
- I can't wait till tomorrow cause you look better everyday.
- Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
- Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
- Wow! Are those real?
- Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day!
- I must be in heaven cause I've seen an angel.
- Are you a surgeon? Cause you've just took my heart away!
- Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
- I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
- Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
- I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
- Do you work for UPS? Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
- Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.
- Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
- I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!
- Be unique and different, say yes.
- No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
- If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
- Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
- Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
- How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
- Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.
- Baby, are you sunburn or are you always this hot?!
- My lips are hurting! How about you kiss them and make them feel better?
- Is your dad an alien because there is nothing else like you in this world.
- Do you eat a lot of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious!
- I'm an orgasm donor!
- You make me harder than Chinese Algebra!
- You have a quarter? Because I said I'd call my friend when I found true love.
- What do you say we go behind a rock and get a little boulder?
- You look so good, when I saw you I almost had a hard attack.
- Nice legs. What time do they open?
- How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
- If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
- How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
- I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
- Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.
- If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
- You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
- Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
- I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I= 69?
- If I told you that you have a great body, would you hold it against me?
- Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
- The secret word for the day is "legs". Let's go home and spread the word.
- What a lovely dress. Too bad I'll be ripping it off.
- Ooh! I have an itch. Would you scratch it for me?
- I heard you were Dutch-Irish. Would you like a little English in you?
- Wow! You look even sexier in person!
- Let me buy you a drink. After a few, you'll find me attractive.
- Hi, I'm __________. Would you like to meet little _____________?
- Oh no! My hands have frostbite! Can I press them against you to see if there's any feeling?
- (Give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.
- Hey baby, I want to lick your thighs.
- I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
- Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
- Let's go get liquored up and rape each other.
- Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?
- You remind me of a blue ribbon bass. I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
- Ever slept in a $5000 bed? Want to?
- Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let's begin.
- Let's face it. I'm hot, you're hot and we both know you got a crush on me. And really, who can blame you with a gorgeous face like this. So can I snatch a kiss or vice-versa (that is kiss a snatch)?
- Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.
- You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
- How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
- Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, "Wanna screw?"
- I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
- A woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
- Have you ever played leap frog naked?
- Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
- I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
- Sorry to bother you, but I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that.
unless the girl is very close to you!
so its all just fun, don't be serious if you are gonna use these things to get your girl