lol? xD - i was bored

[JointRolla420]

Please wait for a GigeNET Sales Professional to respond.

You are now chatting with 'Daniel Hahn'


Daniel Hahn: Hello Blake
blake: hi i just bought internet today and im confused do i need to buy sumthing frum u for using my internet?
Daniel Hahn: What is it you are trying to do?
blake: im trying to download Windows live messenger but apparently i need to buy sumthing here for it to work?
Daniel Hahn: No you should be able to download this for free from Microsoft
blake: ok but what do i get from buying from you? is it extra feature?
Daniel Hahn: We are an internet providor. When you go to visit a website that site needs to sit on a computer some where. We run those computers and keep the sites alive 24/7
blake: cool can you run my computer?
Daniel Hahn: Why?
Daniel Hahn: Sorry What do you want me to do?
blake: keep my site alive 24/7?
blake: so my internet will always work
Daniel Hahn: we host the servers that sites are on. these servers sit in our data center.
blake: how much is a datacenter?
Daniel Hahn: I am not sure
blake: dont u sell them?
Daniel Hahn: No we sell servers
Daniel Hahn: that serve up your site
Daniel Hahn: How much experiance to you have in Hosting?
blake: i just bought the internet today
blake: whats the difference from a server and a computer?
Daniel Hahn: nothing
blake: can i still go on facebook from a server?
blake: ?
blake: hello?
blake: i would like to purchase a server for my son .. can you help me?
blake: WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME
Daniel Hahn: I am sorry I am very busy right now. Usually I would be able to work with a chat like this but not atm. I htink its great really I do. jsut not right at this second I am too busy.
blake: FUCK
blake: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
blake: LOL
blake: i wanted to make this thing longer.... ROFL this is funny
Daniel Hahn:
blake: btw do u allow warez?
Daniel Hahn: Yeah sorry jsut a little busy right now
Daniel Hahn: no we do not in the US
blake: kk
Daniel Hahn: No carrier will
Daniel Hahn: Sorry
blake: lol
blake: sex
Daniel Hahn: Alright Blake happy trails man
blake: warezdirect.net
blake: pce

 

[ACiD]

ROFL, You have no life.
They have your IP you know that right?
They can report you to your ISP.

 

[JointRolla420]

lol most ppl wouldnt anyways they r too pussy

 

[WDBIZ]

I lol'd.

EDIT (nowhere near as funny cos i couldn't come up with anything):
You are now chatting with Support - Kevin (Sales)

Support - Kevin: Hello Nick.
Support - Kevin: How may I help you?
Nick Scott: hello i just buy internet and wondering wat service u offer? is it like internet expansion packages?
Support - Kevin: We provide the means for someone to have their own website. We offer hosting and domain registration services. .com, .net, and .org domain names may be purchased, for example. Our hosting packages will allow you to have web pages for your domain.
Nick Scott: oh cool, so if i buy from you service i can have internet and a website?
Support - Kevin: With our services you can have a website yes. More information on our plans may be found here... http://www.ultrawebsitehosting.com/hosting-plans.php
Support - Kevin: We do not provide internet connectivity.
Nick Scott: but will i have to buy you service to still have internet? or can i not have website and still have internet?
Support - Kevin: You do not need to have your own website to have the internet.
Support - Kevin: Our services are not required to have an internet connection but our services will allow you to have your own personal or professional website that may or may not sell goods and services.
Nick Scott: oh ok, so if i say no to you service you will no hack my computer? i just got it and dont want to upset anybody
Nick Scott: i herd of evil people on the internets
Support - Kevin: No, we are on the good side. If you ever need a website just let us know!
Nick Scott: thank you kevin you very kind person brother
Nick Scott: i may be back for order service some time
Nick Scott: bye bye
Support - Kevin: Any time Nick. Have a great day.

 

[Ak47]

I lol'd aswell.

Tho i felt like it aswell, similar questions, bleh;

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Please wait for a GigeNET Sales Professional to respond.
You are now chatting with 'Brandon Hale'

Brandon Hale: Hello, my name is Brandon H. How may I assist you?
Andy: i hear servers are powerfuller then a normal PC
Andy: So im looking to buy a server
Andy: But your charging monthly, aren't you supposed to sell them at a one off cost?
Brandon Hale: We lease the server to you to use
Brandon Hale: It's housed in our datacenter
Andy: oh
Andy: how much is a datacenter?
Brandon Hale: Are you the same person that came on here earlier?
Andy: What?
Brandon Hale: www.wjunction.com
Andy: Is that your website aswell?
Brandon Hale: No
Andy: Ill check the server prices now, 1 minute
Andy: oh, then why are you telling me about it?
Brandon Hale: That's where you came from
Brandon Hale: You're asking the same questions as "blake" did too
Andy: who's blake?
Andy: what are you talking about? will you sell me a server or not?
Brandon Hale: You can buy a server through our online order form
Brandon Hale: http://www.gigenet.com/managed-dedicated-servers.html
Brandon Hale: There's a list of our available servers
Brandon Hale: You can customize any one of them to meet your needs
Andy: well
Andy: so you wont send me the server? it will be at your house?
Andy: i just want to launch a website
Brandon Hale: The server will housed at our datacenter
Brandon Hale: You will have remote access to it
Andy: is it expensive if i buy a datacenter?
Andy: what is a datacenter?
Andy: i only have $1,000 to spend in total
Andy: so will that be enough for a year?
Andy: or is it less?
Brandon Hale: Our prices are listed at the URL I pastedto you
Andy: ok
Andy: The website i plan on launching will include pirated downloads, mainly porn.
Andy: like thepiratebay
Andy: but thepirateandpornbay.org
Brandon Hale: That's illegal and we won't allow it
Andy: it will have a bit of gay porn aswell though
Andy: oh
Andy: dam
Andy: Thepiratebay is illegal why do you allow what?
Brandon Hale: Is there anything else I can help you with?
Andy: Yes sir
Andy: by the way i have just bought the internet so im not that good with this stuff.
Brandon Hale: Ok
Brandon Hale: I've read the forum
Andy: if i buy a server from you
Brandon Hale: I'm sure this is funny to you guys
Andy: can i download porn from it
Andy: and upload pictures of my dick?
Brandon Hale: I don't have time to sit here and entertain you
Brandon Hale: Have a good day
Andy: Thanks
Chat session has been terminated by the team member.
You are not currently in a chat session.

 

[JointRolla420]

lmfao that one was the best haha ^^

"are you from wjunction?"

 

[ACiD]

I loled at Ak47's one, they find out your from WJunction because when you clicked the link that Blake post it, it refereed this website.

But I heard they do offer the best DDOS Protection, but it's pricey.

 

[JointRolla420]

hmm.... dam i would have never guessed how they found out where we are from, that makes sense though lol

 

[Dotcom]

LOL this is funny i liked AK47s

use this link instead.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=http://www.gigenet.com/&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=&aqi=

it will refer you from google. making it look more convincing.

cheers


EDIT
Daniel Hahn: Ah ok you went through google to get on didn't you?
Daniel Hahn: sorry mate today isn't a good day
dennis: i found you thru google
dennis: yes
dennis: why?
dennis: why should that matter
Daniel Hahn: No linking for warez sorry
dennis: no warez linking?
dennis: but i can stream movies
Daniel Hahn: NO sorry
Daniel Hahn: Yes
dennis: no need to get angry
dennis: mate
Daniel Hahn: No worries
Daniel Hahn: I am jsut realyl busy!
dennis: whats with the capital NO@!
dennis: lol
Daniel Hahn:
dennis: busy with what? this is youre job right?
Daniel Hahn: yes
dennis: i have some pornpros passes if you want them
Daniel Hahn: sorry mate
dennis: give em to you real cheap
dennis: you sound stressed, a good wank will fix that
Daniel Hahn: have a good one man
dennis: a good one? heres a pass on me
Daniel Hahn: Good day
dennis: www.members.pornpros.com fuckme : fuckyou
Daniel Hahn: bye now
Chat session has been terminated by the team member.

 

[Lifetalk]

So apparently, he saw the thread and realized you were all gaming him.

Not that I should care... but here's something:

<offtopic>
These guys try to do their job. They get paid for queries they answer. You having fun with them, wastes their time. Time they could otherwise spend helping a legit customer and earning their keep for it.
</offtopic>

But meh.. don't expect you to understand that
Cheers, that was good entertainment.

 

[ACiD]

You guys should stop lol, I agree with what Lifetalk just said. They are not there to do this immature thing, they are there for the money so they can support their family. Instead of chatting with them, come and chat with me on MSN. They could be helping a real customer instead of wasting time with you guys. If I was staff I would close the thread now :p.

 

[JointRolla420]

stupid? yes
but its funny as hell xD

 

[Ak47]

my bad, should have copy and pasted, oh well lol.

here's a new one, LOL


kvchosti:

How may I help You?

James: Hi
James: I just bought the internet today, and my friend and me want to start a website
James: Do we need to buy a server?

kvchosti:

No you can purchase hosting C hosting for $95.76 for 2 years and you can get Free Domain and Free IP + Website Builder as well
kvchosti: This is unlimited bandwidth and space

James:

ok

kvchosti: one of our famous hosting plans

James:

Whats the benefit of buying from you rather then from my broadband company?

kvchosti:We have provide more features and we have rvsitebuilder its website builder with 500+ templates
kvchosti:

Free Domain name for you & Free dedicated IP make your website is not sharing with others

James: ok
James: do you provide the wireless box aswell?

kvchosti:

we provide cpanel & fantastico + we have over 500+ video tutorials
kvchosti: wireless box mean?

James: to go on internet and google
James: to watch porn and things
James: router?

kvchosti:

No we just provide web hosting, to host your website, we are not internet provided

James:

ok
James:

so i pay my internet company and you both?
James:

my website will be pictures

kvchosti: Yes you need to build your website
kvchosti: we do not allow adult website or gambling website

James:

no adult
James:

warez site, but with pictures of my dick

kvchosti:

No adult pictures

James:

its not adult, im a kid
James:

i have 100 people from my school
James: who are all kids
James:

they will upload pictures of their dick aswell
James:

so its not adult

kvchosti:

You can host website as long as is not adult related

James:

yes fine

kvchosti:

you will be find, if we found its adult related site will be suspended

James:

so i can upload pictures of kids bum's and dicks?
James:

ts not adult, its child
James:

lol

kvchosti:

no that is child pornography is not allowed

James:

no
James:

the kids will not have sex
James:

they will just show theyre bum and dick
James:

you can look at it aswell, ill give you free subscription

kvchosti:

If you think is not child porography then its ok, if we found the images is to graphic , your account will be suspended

James:

okay
James:

can i post pictures of baby's with big dicks?

lol, this is when he asked me for samples, lol. and i ended the convo.

James:

k i've had enough of this, lol, enjoy your day

"http://www.kvchosting.com/"

 

[Phamous]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]You have been connected to Nick P..
Nick P.: Hi
Gary Oak: Yo whatup Nick P
Nick P.: How may I help you
Gary Oak: It's Gary Oak, I wanna start a website cause that nigga Ash Ketchum from Pallet town did too
Nick P.: Good
Gary Oak: Which one of your offers comes with the pussy magnet
Nick P.: What type of website would you like to start?
Gary Oak: Warez
Gary Oak: Do you allow warez linking?
Nick P.: I'm sorry we don't allow and provide such websites
Gary Oak: Why not
Gary Oak: You'd get a lot more pussies cause warez is a type of pussy magnet. [/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]*Nick P has disconnected* [/FONT]

I used to do this whenever I got bored till one day one of them threatened to report me to my ISP. Then to get out of it, I said "I'mma commit suicide if you do". Always works. XD

 

[sherwood]

uh, it might have been funny the first time but now its going to far. Your obviously pissing them off and giving WJunction a bad name now..

 

[Ak47]

We're doing it on other sites, and we are not mentioning wjunction, well im not -_-

 

[JointRolla420]

my bad, should have copy and pasted, oh well lol.

here's a new one, LOL


kvchosti:

How may I help You?

James: Hi
James: I just bought the internet today, and my friend and me want to start a website
James: Do we need to buy a server?

kvchosti:

No you can purchase hosting C hosting for $95.76 for 2 years and you can get Free Domain and Free IP + Website Builder as well
kvchosti: This is unlimited bandwidth and space

James:

ok

kvchosti: one of our famous hosting plans

James:

Whats the benefit of buying from you rather then from my broadband company?

kvchosti:We have provide more features and we have rvsitebuilder its website builder with 500+ templates
kvchosti:

Free Domain name for you & Free dedicated IP make your website is not sharing with others

James: ok
James: do you provide the wireless box aswell?

kvchosti:

we provide cpanel & fantastico + we have over 500+ video tutorials
kvchosti: wireless box mean?

James: to go on internet and google
James: to watch porn and things
James: router?

kvchosti:

No we just provide web hosting, to host your website, we are not internet provided

James:

ok
James:

so i pay my internet company and you both?
James:

my website will be pictures

kvchosti: Yes you need to build your website
kvchosti: we do not allow adult website or gambling website

James:

no adult
James:

warez site, but with pictures of my dick

kvchosti:

No adult pictures

James:

its not adult, im a kid
James:

i have 100 people from my school
James: who are all kids
James:

they will upload pictures of their dick aswell
James:

so its not adult

kvchosti:

You can host website as long as is not adult related

James:

yes fine

kvchosti:

you will be find, if we found its adult related site will be suspended

James:

so i can upload pictures of kids bum's and dicks?
James:

ts not adult, its child
James:

lol

kvchosti:

no that is child pornography is not allowed

James:

no
James:

the kids will not have sex
James:

they will just show theyre bum and dick
James:

you can look at it aswell, ill give you free subscription

kvchosti:

If you think is not child porography then its ok, if we found the images is to graphic , your account will be suspended

James:

okay
James:

can i post pictures of baby's with big dicks?

lol, this is when he asked me for samples, lol. and i ended the convo.

James:

k i've had enough of this, lol, enjoy your day

"http://www.kvchosting.com/"

DAM you gonna get urself arrested fool! LOL definately the best though

*Keep going to different hosts rather than the same one, you can only fuck around with them for a bit until they just start getting pissed*

 

[ACiD]

Jesus Christ, you guys have no life by doing this & Phamous told me on MSN I had no life. It should be the other way around right Phamous?

 

[Ak47]

Im just high and bored.

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Support - Kevin:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] Hello Nick.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Support - Kevin:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] How may I help you?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Nick Leet:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] oh hi[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Nick Leet:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] kevin my nigga jim started a site[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Nick Leet:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] he bought the datacentre/server/website from you[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Nick Leet:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] i wana start 1 aswell[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Nick Leet:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] what does it cost[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Support - Kevin:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] Our basic hosting plans may be found here... http://www.ultrawebsitehosting.com/hosting-plans.php[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Support - Kevin:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] I recommend our Ultra 1x plan to start.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Nick Leet:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] oh ok[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Nick Leet:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] i wana call my site thetitbay[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Nick Leet:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] wana put up pictures of sexy bitches[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Nick Leet:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] but[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Nick Leet:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] i need help making it[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Nick Leet:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] i wana put it on subscription only[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Support - Kevin:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] That domain name is available. If you want to upload pics just be sure that they are not adult oriented as that is against our service policy.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Nick Leet:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] like $15 a year plan[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Support - Kevin:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] We do not provide design or development services.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Nick Leet:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] illl give you subscription free[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Nick Leet:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] if you make the site for me, and help me find pics of sexy tities[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Support - Kevin:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] That sounds like a sweet deal but unfortunately we cannot provide free service.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Nick Leet:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] im not asking for a free service[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Nick Leet:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] im asking you do make everything for me[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Nick Leet:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] ill pay you whatever you want[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Nick Leet:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] ill even give you a blowjob[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Nick Leet:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] or you can give me 1[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Support - Kevin:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] We do not provide web page design services. Only domain registration and hosting.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Nick Leet:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] ok[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Nick Leet:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] ill ask someone else to make it and they can give you it and you get the website online[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Nick Leet:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] and then ill give you the blowjob[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Support - Kevin:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] Yes, after making the web pages you can order our services here... http://www.ultrawebsitehosting.com/hosting-plans.php You can save the bj for a special occassion and use coupon code "JUNE995"[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Nick Leet:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] oh ok[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Nick Leet:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] does that coupon entitle me to a free blowjob from you?[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Support - Kevin:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] Those coupons are not valid.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]Nick Leet:[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] ok enough of this shit im out, regards: the nigga from the scene [/FONT]

 

[WDBIZ]

So apparently, he saw the thread and realized you were all gaming him.

Not that I should care... but here's something:

<offtopic>
These guys try to do their job. They get paid for queries they answer. You having fun with them, wastes their time. Time they could otherwise spend helping a legit customer and earning their keep for it.
</offtopic>

But meh.. don't expect you to understand that
Cheers, that was good entertainment.

At the end of the day they still get paid.

And Ak I was crying with laughter on that second one.