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iel's guide to picking up girls.

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ieatlinux said:
Are you kidding me? I never said girls were objects you fucking idiot.
It was tips on how to act and dress nice, you want to flame go the fuck somewhere else and do it faggot.:O
Kthnxbye ;)
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So you think girls really like faggots that wear shit from dolce&gabbana? Or they just like their money?
 
this is how you pick up girls
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Lemme tell you something boy, hair style and clothing are not that important (not at all) if you have some meat on yourself (muscle). Many of my friends have shitload of shirts and try to keep up with fashion, they always have new haircuts, but when you have pipe arms, small cage and skinny legs, one thing is certain, you won't get in relationship with hot girl that's for sure.

If your skinny or fat, clothing doesn't matter, because people are not blind. And again they first notice your body, then your hair and clothing.

Of course, if your big but retarded. Then, no one can help you, not even gym.

It all depends, but, if you're good, smart guy and have something to show behind t-shirt, any girl is yours!

Regards,
Amateur bodybuilder
 
If this thread fails to get you that hot bit of ass then skippy will show you the light
Code: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kG6OOH5WYA
Watch this vid then go out and stut your shit with these lines <3
 
All depends which scene you are at.
For example, last night i went to a club,its fairly quality because its got those light up dance floors (like the 70's) Now last night was a friends bday, and she wanted all the boys to suit up. I don't usually suit up for a club but it actually attracts more girls. By having a couple of drinks, you start to build up your confidence to start talking to chicks. Hooked up with a fucking fine Asian chick last night.

tl;dr

Just drink!
 
Jason said:
You are indeed one fucking big retard. Girls aren't fucking objects, all these guides are so fucking pathetic. Every guy is different, every girl is different. Everyone is different.

You are just showing to everyone that you are bigger no lifer than everyone on WJunction, because you picked up one girl and you think every girl think same.

Now go in some corner and cry.
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:P Of course everyone is different. However, you can't deny that a girl doesn't want a hobo laying on the side of the streets. I'm sure most girls wants a dude that has a positive quality in them whether it be some talent, personality, money, whatever. Guides are around to give clueless people a broad simple idea on where to start, thats all.
 
This thread is laughable, pathetic - I don't know what to call it.

If you're not a faggot chances are you'll end up having sex.

Every single thing you said is without proof and faulty and it's only speculation, if there are really hopeless people here I'm sure they'd appreciate my good advice which is just do whatever you do and you'll find the right girl eventually.
 
ieatlinux said:
2. Clothing: Clothing is a really hard thing to give advice about with out seeing the person that will be wearing it. But I personally like Armani, Guess, etc., just nice clothes. If you are going out don't wear your faded fucking Metallica shirt from the 80's and ripped up stained jeans.
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hahaha epic
 
I don't need this but my "friend" does, anyway my "friend" is skinny and is pretty damn ugly, he spends too much time on the internet, got any tips for him? :P

Hes tried going into clubs but the girls just laugh at him when he tries to buy them a drink. :(
 
@Loget: He shouldn't buy girls drinks but enjoy himself in the clubs and have fun. Then the girls will become interested because he's having fun and they want to be part of it.
And since when do guys need to look pretty? lol That's what girls are for. (make up, high heels --> girls!). He shouldn't look like a bum of course :D
 
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