Funny Jokes !! [Wjunction]

[Aditi Ashu]

Post here funny Jokes..



I Start

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.

After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- Something she obviously loved to do.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her,

‘Why do you love doing that?’

‘Because’, 'she' replied, ‘I miss mine

 

[Spartan]

that was really Lame

 

[n4rut0]

Men are born between women's legs and try to get back between them for the rest of their lives because there is nothing like home.

I remember reading that in someone's signature, it made my day.

 

[M0neyMan]

good one ^^ mate

A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.

'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.

'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!

'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.

'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.

The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!'

 

[saifkhatri]

Hahahaha, very nice.