Got it somewhere and found it funny :P
So you gotta read =)
The European Union commissioners have announced that
agreement has been reached to adopt English as the
preferred language for European communications,rather
than German,which was the other possibility
As part of the negotiations, the British government
conceded that English spelling had some room for
improvement and has accepted a five year phased plan
for what will be known as EuroEnglish(Euro for short)
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the
soft "c".
Sertainly,sivil servants will resieve this with joy.
Also the hard "c" will be replaced with "k"
Not only will this klear up konfusion , but
typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year,when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f" This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Government will enkorage the removal of double letters,which have always been a deterent to akurate speling. Also, all wil agree that the horible mess of silent "e"s in the languag is disgraceful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peipl will be reseptiv to steps such as replacing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v"
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be drord
from vords kontaining "ou" , and similar changes vud
of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
and after ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German
like zey vunted in ze first
place........................
So you gotta read =)
The European Union commissioners have announced that
agreement has been reached to adopt English as the
preferred language for European communications,rather
than German,which was the other possibility
As part of the negotiations, the British government
conceded that English spelling had some room for
improvement and has accepted a five year phased plan
for what will be known as EuroEnglish(Euro for short)
In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the
soft "c".
Sertainly,sivil servants will resieve this with joy.
Also the hard "c" will be replaced with "k"
Not only will this klear up konfusion , but
typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year,when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f" This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Government will enkorage the removal of double letters,which have always been a deterent to akurate speling. Also, all wil agree that the horible mess of silent "e"s in the languag is disgraceful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peipl will be reseptiv to steps such as replacing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v"
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be drord
from vords kontaining "ou" , and similar changes vud
of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
and after ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German
like zey vunted in ze first
place........................
)