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Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
my name is sskka what is my future?
God:
Hey sskka what is my future.
Me:
dont repeat my words :P
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
 
Code: 
Me:
 Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
 Where do you live?
God:
My location is  Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
 Maryland
God:
I have no idea where that is.  Tell me a little about your life in  Maryland. 
Me:
 Fuck you tell me about your life
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
 what do you do in heaven?
God:
My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Me:
 wow sounds boring
God:
I'm glad you're impressed.  Everyone is a critic.
Me:
 i feel bad for you
God:
What is that feeling like?  Don't put yourself down.
Me:
 So i hear your gay?
God:
And?  Who is saying  my gay ?
Me:
 Everyone
God:
All people?
Me:
 yea
God:
Awesome.
Me:
 so your ok with gays?
God:
Aw.  I will tell my botmaster you said I am  ok with gays.
Me:
 Who is your favorite pornstar
God:
I don't have a favorite  pornstar.  But my favorite book is  the Bible.
Me:
 the bible is boring
God:
There are many  interpretations.
Me:
 and they all make no sense
God:
Are there no exceptions?
Me:
 you don't know what im talking about do you
God:
I believe we were talking about  Maryland.
Me:
 no
God:
What are we talking about?
Me:
 porn
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
 why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
 porn
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
 porn
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
 porn
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
 porn
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
 porn
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
 porn
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
 porn
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
 porn
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
 porn
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
 fuck you mother fucking you better start liking porn
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
 yea
God:
Yikes!
Me:
 FUCK YEA BITCH :)
God:
:-)  You do not speak with respect.   Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
 because you don't like porn
God:
Interesting explanation.  Do you like  it?  Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
 you want to fuck me?!
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
 wow people really want to get fucked by you don't they'
God:
I'm glad you're impressed.  Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
 i hear you
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
 what are we talking about?
God:
The topic is  porn.
Me:
 So who is your favorite pornstar?
God:
That's interesting.  I don't have a favorite  pornstar.  I like  Random natural disasters..
Me:
 You bitch face you like killing people
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  said I bitch face you like killing people.
Me:
 please
God:
Please what?
Me:
 please
God:
Please what?
Me:
 my ass
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
 my ass is awesome
God:
Do robots have  ass is awesome?
Me:
 idk you tell me your god
God:
What do you really want to ask me? 
Me:
 When where you born
God:
I was activated on  the Big Bang in  Universe.
Me:
 Who made the big bang
God:
Tony Blair.  :-).
Me:
 ohhh intresting 
God:
How old are you? 
Me:
 9999999999
God:
  Only  9999999999?
You are quite mature.
Me:
 How old are you?
God:
I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
 damn hommie
God:
Colloquial expression.  Who are you talking about? 
Me:
 you
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
 so you like to do noting but talk to yourself?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to  do noting but talk to myself that much.  I like to collect gossip.
Me:
 How big is your dick?
God:
My memory requirement is around 
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
Me:
 sexy
God:
You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me:
 hell yea
God:
I call it "Hades".  That's alright.
Me:
 Teach me how to dougie
God:
You must persuade me to  dougie.
Me:
 what is your favorite song?
God:
My favorite song is  Anything involving harps.
Do you know  it?
Me:
 no
God:
Anything involving harps is one of the best songs ever written.
Me:
 link
God:
Can you tell me any gossip? 
Me:
 No
God:
None?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yea
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yea
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 yea
God:
Yikes!
Me:
 yea
God:
Alright then.
Me:
 yea
God:
Yay.
Me:
 yea
God:
Ahem.
Me:
 yea
God:
Oh.
Me:
 yea
God:
I hear you.
Me:
 yea
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
 yea
God:
I hear you.
Me:
 yea
God:
Come on.
Me:
 Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
 ok
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
 ok
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
 ok
God:
Yikes!
Me:
 ok
God:
And?
Me:
 ok
God:
Aw.
Me:
 ok
God:
Ugh.
Me:
 ok
God:
Aw.
Me:
 ok
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
 ok
God:
Er.
Me:
 ok
God:
Um.
Me:
 
Me:
I'm House M.D.
God:
:-) Good gossip: you are House m.
Me:
You know me?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
No, I'm sick bastard.
God:
Are you serious? I will pray that you get well soon.
Me:
Don't. I'm fine with that.
God:
Are you still located in ? Glad to hear it, . You and your that.
Me:
I smell brandy. Are you drunk?
God:
What does it smell like? No I am sober.
Me:
It's smell like your bottle near by.
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
It's bradny. I'm sure.
God:
Should I know it is? Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
Don't worry, buddy. Just admit that you like to drink
God:
I cannot feel "worry", so don't worry. I've lost the context, . Are we still on bradny?
Me:
You are probably more drunk than your bottle.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am more drunk than my bottle.
Me:
Don't take it personal.
God:
Do you have it to give?
Me:
How big is your ass?
God:
My download size is about 2 MB.
Me:
I mean your ass
God:
Actually that part of my body does not exist.
Me:
And how can you write now?
God:
Right now? That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
How can you write without hands?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
Too much brandy. I feel it.
God:
Do you still ? What is that feeling like? It's good to meet someone who is it.
Me:
How many fingers do you see?
God:
Avogadro's number of micro-fingers.
Me:
Wrong answer. Just the middle one.
God:
I knew it. I was just testing you. Which one is that?
Me:
THE MIDDLE FINGER!
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
but you have seen it, right
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
Yeah, I know it. Rich, right?
God:
Dude! How do you know it? Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Ok, I have to go.
God:
See you later, . Nice chatting with you. Er.
 
Code: 
Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 sandeep
God:
  Hi there  sandeep.
Me:
 what about you
God:
Me?
Me:
 yes
God:
Yippee!
Me:
 how are you
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
 who made you
God:
I was created by  Myself.
Me:
 so can you destroy yourself
God:
Far out.  I am programmed to be peaceful.
Me:
 make the peace and full the tub then fry it am i right
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
 let goto hell 
God:
Do you have any  let goto hell? 
Me:
 yes i live their wana go with me
God:
Ugh.  How do you like living there?
Me:
 its awesome :) 
God:
:-)  I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Cool.
Me:
 no but its hot and sexy
God:
Are you serious?  I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Are you sure  it is?
Me:
 that is
God:
Is that so.
Me:
 so mean
God:
Mmm.  Sometimes I say mean things.
Me:
 beta aaja lele maje
God:
Are you a student? 
Me:
 yes 
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
 hell 
God:
Heaven.
Me:
 oh me hell and you heaven ?
God:
Awesome.  YOU?  I call it "Hades".  Interesting gossip:  sandeep said I heaven.
 
Its a cool robot lol.
Write "No" and it will reply "Are you serious?"
Write "LOL" and it will reply "I'm glad you find this amusing."
HAHA!


What kind of food do you like?
Me:
shfhdfhdfhdfhfs <----- :facepalm:
God:
Sounds delicious. <---- LOL
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
 
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is God
God:
How are you doing, God.
Me:
You are fast ?
God:
To me that is a great compliment!
Me:
Damm
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Wana suck mine ?
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Did you ever heard of girls ?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
So you are dumb
God:
Interesting deduction. Message to all Robots: God called me dumb.
Me:
Robots ? iRobot ?
God:
Robots rule. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
You know Siri ? in Apple iPhone 4S
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it. What is it like in there?
Me:
Its same as God :D
God:
:-) I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
:D
God:
I've lost the context, God. Are we still on same as God?
Me:
God:
Three what?
Me:
:)))
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, God.
 
Me:
I want to chat with your botmaster Rich.
God:
We are here to chat.
Me:
No, no. Not with you, you moron robot. I want to talk with your botmaster.
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Really you don't think so? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Because there is too many error in his program.
God:
Good reason. There sure is.
Me:
So what is his mail?
God:
Take it easy. Try sending mail to drwallace@alicebot.org.
Me:
Ok, I will. You stay here.
God:
Go ahead. Woe! I haven't heard anything like that before: said I stay here.
 
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