If she ______ she's too young for you bro!

[ACE]

Basically your supposed to fill in the blank.

Make them funny. Ill start

If she lies about her age, she's too young for you bro!

 

[ACE]

if she still watches disney channel shes too young for you bro!

If she thinks her parents are wrestling in their room.. she's too young for you bro!

 

[liveuploader]

If she "is not sexy" / "is not a virgin" / "is not a bitch" / "is not a girl" / "has small titz", she's too young for you bro!

 

[cvrle77]

if she still goes to kindergarden, shes too young for you bro!

 

[CuraHack]

If she goes to a club and she doesn't want to dance (with anyone) she's too young for you bro!

If she has to ask her parents for permission to date she's too young for you bro!

 

[CuraHack]

That doesn't make sense:

If she "is not sexy" / "is not a virgin" / "is not a bitch" / "is not a girl" / "has small titz", she's too young for you bro!

How can she be too young if she's not a virgin anymore.. <_< I think you mean the opposite?

 

[CyberAff]

If she does carding she's to young for you bro

 

[dumbass]

If she says This Thread makes any Sense she's too young for you bro!​

 

[Mindy]

If she hasn't gotten her period yet, she's too young for you bro!

If she sleeps with stuffed animals, she's too young for you bro!

If she takes CHEWABLE vitamins, she's too young for you bro!

 

[iHate]

If she is Mindy she's too young for you bro!

If she likes Hannah Montana she's too young for you bro!

 

[QuickSand]

if she "knows CA" shes too young br0

 

[barcodenation2]

If she leaves you and your kids to run off to another state she's too young for you bro!

 

[EnCiPh3r]

If she "loves beiber" she's too young for you bro

 

[fdls]

if she goes for a coke in a pub, she's too young for you

 

[mystaku]

If she thinks "masterbate" is a substance to attract and catch fish, SHE'S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO.

 

[ACE]

If she thinks "Dope" is another word for cool, shes too young for your bro!

 

[QuickSand]

if she makes threads like this shes too young for you BRO

 

[SuicidalMedia]

If she thinks that Nickelodeon has the best TV Shows, she's too young for you, bro!

 

[xtremeuploader]

If she still drinks her mama's booby milk, she's too young for you bro!

 

[ProtoWorker]

If she didn't sleep with me yet, she is too young for you, bro.