three drunks hailed a taxi.The driver seeing they were so wasted when they got in,he just switched on the engine and switched it back off,and said we are here.The 1st guy gave him money,2nd guy says thanks,but the 3rd guy slapped him.the taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them would of relised the car didnt move an inch.So what was that for he asked. Control your speed next time, you almost killed us!!
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