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So yeah im not going to army, and need to think some good way to avoid it.

Best way i have thinked is to go on doctor and tell i use drugs almost daily, that sure will give me release but then that can look bad if i need to get real job incase online things goes down...

If you have other ideas then do tell me.
 
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I believe that getting proper training is something that all of us should have.
What would you do when there will be a Zombie Apocalypse,you cant kill those bastards by using CAPS LOCK

Well if you still want to get out then start visiting your docktor and start complaining that your back is fucked up. ( you have backpains,you cant sleep because of that and so on )
 
in my country, gay's does not go to army, but you have to give the generals your
amateur gay porn home movie to show them you are strictly and hardly gay
and dangerous for soldiers in army.
 
Yeah in my country if you say you're gay you dont go army.

Also sufficiently bad cases of fallen arches excuse you. Kidney problems. Vision problems. And anything else that you can buy :)
 
can you guess there is a gay general call you to his home and if you do not come to him
he will call you to army and ignore your report :))

yes some very important healt problems like kidney problems, or heavy level diabetes if you are that you can not make heavy physical efforts they mark you ROTTEN BALL :)) yes
rotten ball.
 
What you could do:
- Go to a doctor and let him/her write something for the government.
- Move to a country where you don't have to go into the army once you live there.

What you shouldn't do:
- Chop of a body part.

:w00t:
 
actually leaving the country can get you arrested, its considered treason in some countries...

be a man and serve your country...the experiences and life lessons you will get will be more valuable then anything, and not something u find easily...

semper fi
 
cotufa-ssdd said:
actually leaving the country can get you arrested, its considered treason in some countries...

be a man and serve your country...the experiences and life lessons you will get will be more valuable then anything, and not something u find easily...

semper fi
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Why are ruin his life? No offense to any army people, but it's a nightmare. I've talked to some ex-marines, and they said they still have bad dreams from their times at war. If you're so patriotic about your country, why don't you go and join the army?

On topic, there's nothing much you can actually do. Cutting off a body part, or something is a stupid idea. Same as being gay lol. Leaving the country is probably your best choice. If I may ask, where do you live?
 
shiver said:
If you're so patriotic about your country, why don't you go and join the army?
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I was in the army for 7 years, I served my country, did my time, all for punks like you to be able to sit at home and sleep at night without worrying about the cookie monster in ure closet...

I dont say its an easy job, but it made me the person I am today, and I wouldnt have it any other way.
 
cotufa-ssdd said:
actually leaving the country can get you arrested, its considered treason in some countries...

be a man and serve your country...the experiences and life lessons you will get will be more valuable then anything, and not something u find easily...

semper fi
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then dont come back
also i want to know which country the person who made this topic is from
 
cotufa-ssdd said:
I was in the army for 7 years, I served my country, did my time, all for punks like you to be able to sit at home and sleep at night without worrying about the cookie monster in ure closet...

I dont say its an easy job, but it made me the person I am today, and I wouldnt have it any other way.
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I respect those who do enlist and who have died for my country(America) but i don't think anyone should ever be forced into the military....It has nothing to do with being a man or not being a man...it's just probably one of the hardest jobs in the world and not everyone is cut-out for that thing.

I know i'm not....

I'm assuming you are Non-American(the OP) because i haven't heard about an american draft. Best of luck to you!
 
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