Funny stories & jokes (Mega Thread)

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Ppl says its very hard to quite smoking,


i say its very easy, as i did it 20+ times.8-)



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WOMENS NEEDS
There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life:
Jaguar in her garage,
mink in her closet,
tiger in her bed,
And of course a donkey to pay her bills!!
 
Boy: MoM! why i aM bLack and you r white?
MoM: Listen son! considering aLL the crazy
things i did years ago, you shouLd be thankfuL
that you are not barking...! :-D
 
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