1. joke
Q: A student kid gets an 1 in school by math, and his father asks him why did he get an 1, why not a 5?
A: And the kid answers: i'm not Real Madrid dad. :)
2. joke
Q: how do people count in spain from 1 to 5?
A:Xavi, Pedro, Villa, Villa, Jeffren. :)
hope that they are good enought...